Not Open to the Public – Conversations with Stella and the Pack

I am Stella, Queen of the Old English Bulldogges.
Doodlebug:  What’s in your bowl?

Stella:  The same thing that’s in your bowl.
Miss Sweetie:  Can I stick my face in?

Me:  Nope. No food snooping. No food spying.
Stella:  That’s right. My food bowl is not open to the public. Can’t you see? The door is shut.
Doodlebug:  No fair. We can see it. We can smell it. We can’t touch it.
Miss Sweetie:  We are locked out of Stella’s food. Awwww.
Me:  What would happen if I left Stella’s food bowl out for you to eat out of?
Doodlebug:  I would get more to eat so that would be a win.
Miss Sweetie:  I would get more to eat so I would get fatter and that would be a win.
Me:  Not really.
Stella:  There is a reason why we put doors on things and you two are it.

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