The Ugliest Word – Conversations with Stella

I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. Uh-oh. I feel it coming.
 
Me:  Wiggles, go on outside. Wiggles. Wiggles. NOW!
 
Stella: I knew it. The ugliest word in human language. NOW! Like we can’t pick our own time to potty.
 
Me:  If I wait for y’all to pick your own time to do anything, it likely won’t get done right.
 
Stella:  How insulting, Lady Human! We don’t tell you when to do stuff. What if we did? Lady Human, feed us NOW! Lady Human, give us treats NOW! Lady Human, put down that little Picture Box and go to sleep NOW!
 
Me:  But you do tell me that every night. Only you do it with your paw.
 
Stella:  Because I refuse to say ugly words like NOW.




 
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