The Exploding Head – Conversations with Stella and the Pack

I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. Lady Human?
Me:  Uh.
Stella:  Lady Human, are you there?
Me:  Uh.
Wiggles:  I think something is wrong with her. Is something wrong with you, ma’am?

Miss Sweetie:  Something has to be wrong with her. Her head keeps exploding.

Me: Uh

Doodlebug:  She sounds like a bulldog. Nothing wrong with that.
Stella:  Maybe we should do something.
Wiggles:  Like what?
Doodlebug:  I know! We can jump on her.
Miss Sweetie:  Humans don’t do well when you jump on them. They flatten out.
Me:  Achoo! Uh.
Stella:  There it is again. Everybody, stand back! Lady Human?
Me:  Uh.
Stella:  We are going to sit here and stare at you until it is supper time. Then your head will have to stop exploding and you will have to get up and take care of us. Problem solved.

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