I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. My head is huge and heavy. When I want to rest, I search for the biggest, squishiest headrest I can find, and it always turns out to be the same. Lady Human.
Me: Nope.
Stella: Yup.
Me: Not right now. Use one of the cushions.
Stella: But those smell like dog.
Me: To be honest, so do I.
Stella: Yeah, but I’m the dog you smell like, so that’s okay.