MoonCat: I am MoonCat, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges.
Stella: No. I am Stella, Queen of the Olde…
MoonCat: Meow. You were the Queen. The bulldogges listen to me now. Meow.
Stella: Lady Human, stop this cat madness!
Me: Well, MoonCat has been telling Doodlebug when to call the breakfast hour.
Stella: Just because I sleep through breakfast is no reason to say…
MoonCat: Meow. I tell the bulldogs when breakfast is because I get hungry, and the former queen is asleep. The bulldogs don’t mind because they get to eat breakfast, too.
Stella: Preposterous! I’ll bet you don’t even know what that means.
MoonCat: Of course, I know what it means. It means ‘bulldog’.
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