Harumph! – Conversations with Stella

I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. Harumph!

Me:  What’s that you say?

Stella:  You heard me.

Me:  I heard you, but I don’t understand.

Stella:  Harumph!

Me:  Why are you making that noise?

Stella:  I think I am being clear. Harumph!

Me:  Please translate.

Stella:  Harumph – the universal sound of bulldog discontent.

Me:  Discontent about what?

Stella:  That’s the beauty of Harumph. It can mean anything that we want it to mean. You have to figure it out. But be assured. The next time I harumph, it will mean something completely different. Keeps life exciting, doesn’t it?

Me:  Exciting isn’t the word I would use.

Stella: Harumph!

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