You Stink! – Conversations with Stella

I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. Lady Human, you stink!

Me:  How can a bulldog call anyone ‘stinky’?

Stella:  We are stink experts. We know it when we smell it.

Me:  I don’t see how I can smell much different than any other day.

Stella:  You don’t.

Me:  You mean…

Stella:  Sorry, Lady Human, We’ve been keeping the complaints to ourselves. It’s the price we pay for having our sensitive noses.

Me:  Maybe I should put on some perfume.

Stella:  NOOOOOO! That’s the stink!

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