I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. Lady Human, you stink!
Me: How can a bulldog call anyone ‘stinky’?
Stella: We are stink experts. We know it when we smell it.
Me: I don’t see how I can smell much different than any other day.
Stella: You don’t.
Me: You mean…
Stella: Sorry, Lady Human, We’ve been keeping the complaints to ourselves. It’s the price we pay for having our sensitive noses.
Me: Maybe I should put on some perfume.
Stella: NOOOOOO! That’s the stink!
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