Slow Service – Conversations with Stella

I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. Lady Human! Waiting! Still!

Me:  Patience is a virtue. I only move so fast and no faster.

Stella:  You need to work on that. Service around here has never been great, but now it is nonexistent.

Me:  Nonexistent? Let’s see. You each eat three meals a day. And there are the water bowl cleanings and refillings. And the multiple potty breaks…

Stella:  Blah. Blah. Blah. Less talk. More action. Hop to it, ma’am. Bulldogs don’t have all day.   

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