Chain Saws – Conversations with Stella

I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. Lady Human! A human is cutting down a tree in the living room.

Me: What? No, there are no trees in the house.

Stella:  But it’s that ugly, buzzing noise. Listen! You always say that a human is cutting a tree when we hear that.

Me:  Yeah, usually, but this time it’s the pack sawing logs.

Stella:  No! Never give a chain saw to a bulldog! They won’t know when to stop!

Me:  They do sound like chain saws, I’ll have to admit, but it’s snoring. Humans sometimes call that ‘sawing logs’ when it’s really loud.

Stella:  So, we are safe.

Me:  Sure, and you’ve been known to saw a few logs yourself.

Stella:  Now you’re just making stuff up. If I ever made a noise like that, I would be the first one to tell myself to shut up.

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