I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges.
Me: Hey, girl. A little heavy handed there. Hold back.
Stella: Whatever do you mean?
Me: You pounding me with your paw.
Stella: I’m just being friendly.
Me: I just need you to moderate your pounding, that’s all.
Stella: What does ‘moderate’ mean?
Me: It means average, not extreme, not intense.
Stella: Oh, that explains it. Not a bulldog.
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