I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. Lady Human!
Wiggles: LADY HUMAN!
Doodlebug: LADY HUMAN!!!
Miss Sweetie: LADY HUMAN!!!!!
Me: Coming! Coming! What is it?
Stella: It’s the cat…AGAIN!
Miss Sweetie: The cat is weird. And I don’t mean bulldog weird.
Me: Where is she? MoonCat?
Wiggles: She’s hiding because she’s weird.
Doodlebug: THERE! THERE!!! THERE!!! THERE!!!!
Me: Oh, I see. She’s just stuck her head through the handle of a plastic bag…And the plastic bag has other plastic bags stuffed inside of it. You must have been sniffing around in the pantry again. Let me get it off. Hold still. It is kind of funny looking. Like she’s wearing a shoulder purse.
MoonCat: Don’t take them. I like them. They make me look like you when you carry a bag of bags.
Stella: She was strutting around here like she’s all that and a bag of…whatever.
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