I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. Excuse me, Lady Human!
Me: Hey! Watch out!
Stella: What’s the problem? I said, ‘Excuse me.’
Me: You’re using your bowling bowl body to knock into me.
Stella: Excuse me. Coming through.
Stella: Lady Human, you are taller than me and bigger than me. My bowling ball weight is my only advantage when I need to get past you.
Me: So you just throw your weight around because you can.
Stella: Whatever works. Use what you’ve got. And by the way…
Stella: Excuse me. Here I come again,
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