Firecrackers – Conversations with Stella

I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. What are those noises, Lady Human, and you don’t have to tell me. I know the humans are doing something loud again.

Me:  Those are just some firecrackers somebody nearby is shooting off.

Stella:  Fire crackers?

Me:  Yeah, not the big ones.

Stella:  Why would anybody shoot a cracker? What a waste! I will take them. Do they taste good?

Me:  They are called firecrackers because of the sound they make. They are not your type of cracker.

Stella:  Aren’t they made with cheese?

Me:  No, they’re made with explosives. In other words, they blow up.

Stella:  Why are humans always blowing things up?

Me:  I have no real idea.

Stella:  Well, y’all better leave my type of crackers alone.

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