I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. What’d’ya bring me, Lady Human? Huh? Huh? Huh?
Me: Bring you? Well, nothing.
Stella: Nothing! What have you been doing?
Me: I went grocery shopping for me.
Stella: Typical human selfishness.
Me: Hey, I shop for you all plenty.
Stella: What’s in that bag in your hand?
Me: Limes.
Stella: Nope.
Me: Potatoes.
Stella: Mmmm…naw.
Me: Butter.
Stella: Maybe later.
Me: My turn to say ‘Nope’.
Stella: From now on, keep your food bags to yourself. Teasing is no fair.
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