A Bag in the Hand – Conversations with Stella

I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. What’d’ya bring me, Lady Human? Huh? Huh? Huh?

Me:  Bring you? Well, nothing.

Stella:  Nothing! What have you been doing?

Me:  I went grocery shopping for me.

Stella:  Typical human selfishness.

Me:  Hey, I shop for you all plenty.

Stella:  What’s in that bag in your hand?

Me:  Limes.

Stella:  Nope.

Me:  Potatoes.

Stella:  Mmmm…naw.

Me:  Butter.

Stella:  Maybe later.

Me:  My turn to say ‘Nope’.

Stella:  From now on, keep your food bags to yourself. Teasing is no fair.

Copyright 2021 H.J. Hill All Rights Reserved.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s