Nose Activity – Conversations with Stella and the Pack

I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. What smells?

Wiggles: EVERYTHING.

Stella:  Yes, but something smells bad.

Me:  I understand y’all’s prowess in the nasal receptor realm, but nothing smells bad in here right now which is unusual in and of itself.

Miss Sweetie:  I smell the bad. I think it is from those flowers the humans like. I am going out so I don’t have to smell them until they dry up.

Me:  What makes you think that you are not going to smell flowery stuff outside?

Miss Sweetie:  Oh, yeah, but outside there is so much more air.

Me:  I can’t even smell the flowers.

Doodlebug:  That’s because you ruined your nose, Lady Human, by carrying around flower water in a bottle.

Me:  The lavender oil.

Doodlebug:  Eeewww! Yes!

Miss Sweetie:  Don’t even mention it.

Wiggles:  If you are bringing that out, I am leaving the room.

Me:  I have seen each of you stick your respective noses into all kinds of gross stuff and you hate lavender oil?

Stella:  A bulldog’s nose is far more discerning than a human’s. Humans need to get better taste in their noses.

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