I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. I know when it is best to stay out of the way and this is it.
Wiggles: Hey, my head was there.
Miss Sweetie: Mine, too. That was really funny.
Wiggles: You can call it funny when you bump into somebody else’s head. I was there first.
Me: You don’t both have to enter the door at the same time. You can spread out or take turns.
Miss Sweetie: My big ole head requires more space.
Me: I am not a physicist, but I believe I am correct when I say that two bulldog heads cannot occupy the same physical space at the same time.
Miss Sweetie: I say they can.
Me: Nope. That’s why you two played bumper heads at the door.
Stella: I’d just let them keep doing that, Lady Human. It might knock some sense into them.
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