Bumper Bulldogs – Conversations with Stella, Wiggles and Miss Sweetie

I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. I know when it is best to stay out of the way and this is it.

Wiggles:  Hey, my head was there.

Miss Sweetie:  Mine, too. That was really funny.

Wiggles:  You can call it funny when you bump into somebody else’s head. I was there first.

Me:  You don’t both have to enter the door at the same time. You can spread out or take turns.

Miss Sweetie:  My big ole head requires more space.

Me:  I am not a physicist, but I believe I am correct when I say that two bulldog heads cannot occupy the same physical space at the same time.

Miss Sweetie:  I say they can.

Me:  Nope. That’s why you two played bumper heads at the door.

Stella:  I’d just let them keep doing that, Lady Human. It might knock some sense into them.

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