Let’s Eat Cake – Conversations with Stella and the Pack

I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. The humans are waving flags. That means cake!

Wiggles:  I want to wave a flag! Where is my flag, Lady Human?

Me:  Sorry. No flags for bulldogs. They are too easily eaten.

Doodlebug:  But there is cake, right?

Me:  No. I didn’t get any.

Miss Sweetie:  Why am I deprived of cake? What kind of human holiday would keep cake away from a precious bulldog like me?

Me: Well, to start with, this is Texas Independence Day and cake is not necessarily associated with it. And second, we are not a big cake family.

Miss Sweetie:  That is all right, Lady Human. You can give us a small cake.

Stella:  You mean you can wave flags, but we can’t, and we can’t even eat cake? What kind of a holiday is this?

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