Big Greasy, Cheesy Sandwich – Conversations with Stella

I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. Lady Human, what is in your hand? Nevermind. Give it to me.

Me:  Well, that’s rude.

Stella:  I am sorry. Give it to me, please.

Me:  I’ll share a piece. You couldn’t handle the whole thing.

Stella:  Mmmmm. Bread. Cheese. Grease.

Me:  Butter, to be precise.

Stella:  Wonderful. A big greasy, cheesy sandwich. May I have another piece?

Me:  How about a pinch?

Stella:  Okay. And now may I have another pinch? And then another bigger pinch?

Me:  You are not going to eat my whole sandwich one pinch at a time.

Stella:  Awww, Lady Human, but one should always have a plan.

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