I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. Lady Human, what is in your hand? Nevermind. Give it to me.
Me: Well, that’s rude.
Stella: I am sorry. Give it to me, please.
Me: I’ll share a piece. You couldn’t handle the whole thing.
Stella: Mmmmm. Bread. Cheese. Grease.
Me: Butter, to be precise.
Stella: Wonderful. A big greasy, cheesy sandwich. May I have another piece?
Me: How about a pinch?
Stella: Okay. And now may I have another pinch? And then another bigger pinch?
Me: You are not going to eat my whole sandwich one pinch at a time.
Stella: Awww, Lady Human, but one should always have a plan.
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