Bulldogs Eat the World! – Conversations with Stella and the Pack

I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. What do we want?

All:  FOOD!

Stella:  When do we want it?

Doodlebug:  Yesterday!

Me:  What is going on here?

Stella:  Don’t interrupt us, Lady Human! We are demanding expanded bulldog eating rights! What do we want?

All:  FOOD!

Stella:  When do we want it?

Miss Sweetie:  I have no idea.

Stella:  What do we want?

Wiggles:  CAT POOP!

Stella:  Whoa there, Wiggles!

Me:  Each of you ate three times today.

Stella:  Not good enough! Bulldogs eat the world!

Me:  Sorry, you are going to have to postpone that.

Stella:  What? How long?

Me:  A good long while.

Stella:  Well…all right. We still get three meals a day though, right?

Me:  Sure.

Stella:  Phew! I thought we had fouled that up.

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