I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. What do we want?
All: FOOD!
Stella: When do we want it?
Doodlebug: Yesterday!
Me: What is going on here?
Stella: Don’t interrupt us, Lady Human! We are demanding expanded bulldog eating rights! What do we want?
All: FOOD!
Stella: When do we want it?
Miss Sweetie: I have no idea.
Stella: What do we want?
Wiggles: CAT POOP!
Stella: Whoa there, Wiggles!
Me: Each of you ate three times today.
Stella: Not good enough! Bulldogs eat the world!
Me: Sorry, you are going to have to postpone that.
Stella: What? How long?
Me: A good long while.
Stella: Well…all right. We still get three meals a day though, right?
Me: Sure.
Stella: Phew! I thought we had fouled that up.
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