I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. Lady Human! I’m waiting!
Me: Waiting for what?
Stella: Guess.
Me: No, let’s not play that game today.
Stella: I like this game. Guess. Guess. Guess what I want.
Me: Uhm…potty?
Stella: Uhm, let me think about that. Uhm, nope.
Me: A good long nap?
Stella: Been there, done that.
Me: Food?
Stella: Always. You know the path to my heart.
Me: You already ate your allotment for the day. Sorry.
Stella: You need a hint.
Me: You’ve turned your back to me.
Stella: Hint.
Me: Oh, back scratch?
Stella: Close, but no dog treat. Scratch my rear end. Was that really so hard?
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