I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges.
Me: Come on, Stella. Outside. Now!
Stella: Yeah, yeah, coming.
Me: No, now! The rain is here.
Stella: Whatever you say.
Me: Do you like to potty in the cold rain?
Stella: Cold? Rain? Potty? No!
Me: Hustle, hustle then.
Stella: Why didn’t you warn me?
Me: I thought that’s what I was doing.
Stella: Whoop! Whoop! Whoop! Whoop! Whoop!
Me: And in again.
Stella: Phew! That was close! I need a towel. You humans need to schedule rain on a more convenient timetable.
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