I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. Run! Monsters! Flying Monsters! Save yourselves! Save me, too!
Me: It’s alright, Stella!
Stella: Save the tiny human!
Me: She seems to be doing okay.
Stella: Have all the humans lost their minds!
Me: Stella, calm down. I know you don’t like the TV anymore. Just wait over by the door. We’ll be finished in a few minutes.
Stella: Do you mean those monsters are just on the Picture Box?
Me: Yup. It’s a video game. We are battling dinosaurs and we are doing very well at it.
Stella: Humans made a game with monsters? You think that is fun?
Me: Ummm, well, yeah.
Stella: Who can ever comprehend the human mind?
Me: That’s quite a philosophical question for a bulldog.
Stella: Bulldogs are straight thinkers. We don’t like monsters; therefore, we don’t make them up so we can shoot them with little lights. Please learn from us, Lady Human.
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