I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. Where are you going with MoonCat? What’s wrong?
Me: Nothing. Just vaccine time. You look all worried, Stella.
Stella: What? Why would I look worried about a cat? So… she’s all right?
Me: This is a routine vet visit.
Stella: The vet! NOOOO!!! She must be so scared!
Me: I put a big, folded towel in her carrier, so she’ll feel more at home.
Stella: She may be a cat, but she is not that dumb, Lady Human.
Me: Well, we’re going now.
Stella: Wait! Are you going to bring her back?
Me: Are you concerned that she won’t come back?
Stella: Well, I’m just kind of used to having her around, you know, to chase and other such bulldog pursuits. You can’t chase a cat that’s not here. So…
Me: That’s sweet, Stella. You love MoonCat.
Stella: Don’t go overboard there, Lady Human.
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