I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. Look! Now we can see every step I have taken. Cool!
Me: Not cool! Muddy!
Miss Sweetie: Cool! Mud! Look! My footsies make way bigger mud splats than yours do, Aunt Stella!
Wiggles: Yeah, but there are way more of my mud prints because I am such a fast dancer.
Doodlebug: Is this the same as a mud bath?
Me: No, but it could become that really quick.
Tiger: I’m not getting my paws muddy. I refuse to go outside.
Me: Not an option, girl.
Tiger: Oh, right. When are we getting our indoor toilet?
Stella: How did this happen? It was hot…
Me: 103 degrees…
Stella: And this morning it was…well…not hot.
Me: 73 degrees. A thirty degree drop but not even close to a record.
Stella: But where did the water come from? And how come the ground is so squishy?
Me: Rain plus dirt equals mud.
Stella: And mud plus paws equals squish.
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