I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. There is a gross injustice here.
Me: Oh, boy, what now?
Stella: You were seen eating crackers at lunch.
Me: Yes, and…
Stella: I never get crackers at lunch.
Me: No, you get lunch at lunch.
Stella: But I get crackers at bedtime.
Me: That’s a little bedtime snack.
Stella: Why do you get crackers at lunch?
Me: They are a little side dish. They aren’t my whole lunch.
Stella: I want a little side dish, too.
Me: You get your in and out treats.
Stella: Here’s a deal. You share your crackers with me at lunch and I’ll share my treats with you. Fair, huh?
Me: I haven’t developed a taste for your treats, so I’ll turn that offer down.
Stella: Awww. And I am stuck with regular food and treats and bedtime crackers and no side dishes for lunch. Like I said…a gross injustice.
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