This Is Not Normal – Conversations with Stella


I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges.

Me:  I have to tell you. I didn’t get to the store today to buy our special crackers, so…

Stella:  What? There are no crackers for tonight? Horrible! Terrible! Not to be tolerated!

Me:  Well, you’re going to have to tolerate it. Besides, I have an alternative. Try this.

Stella:  Smells like peanut butter. Looks like two cheese crackers with peanut butter sticking them together. Did a human invent this?

Me:  Yes, as with most unnatural things on this earth. A clever person decided that cheese crackers go neatly with peanut butter.

Stella:  This is not normal. Beep… beep… beep… alarm…alarm…alarm…

Me:  Okay. That’s all right. You don’t have to…

Stella:  Hold up there, Lady Human! Did I say ‘no’? I am a bulldog. Bulldog is the very definition of not normal.











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