Lip Curl – Conversations with Stella

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I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. Ewww!

Me:  What’s ewww now?

Stella:  That thing in your hand. Get rid of it, Lady Human! It’s wicked!

Me:  It’s a lime. There’s nothing wicked about it.

Stella:  Eeeeee! I can’t control my mouth. My lip. It’s curling up. I can’t stop it! It is all the fault…of…that…thing…

Me:  Okay. Okay. Just go in the other room until I finish cooking. And to avoid this in the future, don’t get so close to my food.

Stella:  This is terrible. What if my lip doesn’t go back into place? What if it’s frozen? I will always look like I am snarling.

Me:  Wait a second. Let me look. See. It’s already back to normal.

Stella:  Horrible. How can humans eat such things?

Me:  We enjoy lots of different flavors.

Stella:  Please keep those flavors to yourself. You have just ruined my appetite for the next…oh, half a minute or so.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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