Bulldog Backtalk – Conversations with Stella and the Pack

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I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges.

Me:  How is everyone this evening?

Tiger:  GrrrrRRRR!

Me:  All right. There’s that. How about you, Wiggles?

Wiggles:  Hmmmpphh.

Me:  Wonderful.

Doodlebug:  Bad mood. Better not say anything.

Miss Sweetie:  Shine on, shine on, harvest moon, up in the sky…

Me:  Well, somebody’s in a good mood.

Miss Sweetie:  Hush!

Me:  Whoa!

Stella:  We all heard the little human tell you to…and I quote…’Shut up!’ Bulldogs aren’t better than humans. Now everyone wants to backtalk. Why did she say that?  Were you barking at her?

Me:  No. She has heard it among some of her less than mature human acquaintances. I guess she decided to try it out on me.

Stella:  How rude!

Me:  Funny, she was saying that about y’all barking earlier. She used that very word.

Stella:  I like her! She is like a bulldog. I can work with that.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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