I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges.
Tiger: Lady Human, it was my birthday a long time ago.
Me: Well, if you count almost one week as a long time ago…
Tiger: My birthday song. We didn’t sing my birthday song.
Me: I remember singing “Happy Birthday”.
Tiger: The regular song when you wash your hands, yes. I was talking about my special birthday song.
Me: Oh, that one.
Stella: Can we sing it now?
Me: Sure, why not?
Stella: Okay, tell me. Why not?
Me: No, what I mean is there is no reason not to sing it.
Stella: How come you didn’t just say so?
Me: Never mind. Let’s sing it.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU! WE LIVE IN A ZOO!
WE ALL SMELL LIKE BULLDOGS AND WE LOOK LIKE THEM, TOO!
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