I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. It is snack time, Lady Human.
Me: Yep, we’ll be starting that in a little bit.
Stella: And there will be stinky cheese. Hint. Hint.
Me: I have some cheese.
Stella: Let me smell your fingers.
Me: Must you? Can’t you smell my hand from here with your super nose?
Stella: I can, but they don’t smell like stinky cheese. They smell like plain, unstinky cheese.
Me: Why does the cheese have to stink? Isn’t the cheesy taste enough?
Stella: Stink and taste, the best of both cheese worlds.
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