I am Stella, Queen of the…
Miss Sweetie: My turn! I get to go! Woo-hoo! Out of my way.
Me: Wait! You need your harness.
Miss Sweetie: I love the rolling box.
Me: Okay. Don’t stick your head between the seats. Sit back. Relax.
Miss Sweetie: Ooooo! Ooooo! What’s that?
Me: It’s an office building.
Miss Sweetie: I want to live there!
Me: People don’t live there. They work there. Well, sometimes. Not now.
Miss Sweetie: Look, a human! Is that the vet?
Me: No, this is going to be a long ride.
Miss Sweetie: Where did the humans go?
Me: There aren’t many people out this way. Relax.
Miss Sweetie: Trees. Grass. Fences. BORING! Can I jump on the seat?
Me: No. Don’t distract the driver.
Miss Sweetie: Driver? Who is that?
Me: Try a nap.
Miss Sweetie: I can’t sleep. It’s too…brrroom…brroooom…
Me: Sweet dreams, girl…
Miss Sweetie: Are we there yet?
Me: As a matter of fact,…
Miss Sweetie: Oh, no, don’t stop, Lady Human. There be monsters here.
Me: Those are just people wearing masks. Like this.
Miss Sweetie: NOOO! Half your face is gone!
Me: Nope, see. I can take it off. You’ve seen this before.
Miss Sweetie: No! Put it back on!
TO BE CONTINUED
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