I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. Humans wear strange things on their heads, but what Lady Human is wearing on her face is disturbing. We cannot see her nose or mouth. The sides of her face are covered.
Wiggles: Is she smiling or snarling? I can’t tell.
Doodlebug: Lady Human, does that keep you from talking?
Me: The mask? No, I can talk right through it.
Stella: Oh, too bad.
Miss Sweetie: Lady Human, are you ashamed of your face? Because you look really good in that covering.
Me: I don’t know whether to take that as a compliment or not.
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