I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. Come play, Lady Human!
Me: Can’t right now, girl.
Stella: Are you playing with someone else on your typing box?
Me: Not playing, but doing stuff, yes.
Stella: Looks boring.
Me: It is.
Stella: Is this that tense thing you do when the weather turns warm?
Me: Taxes? Yeah.
Stella: If you don’t like doing taxes, as you call them, why do you do them?
Me: Kind of a requirement. Maybe we’ll get some money back this year and yes! We’re getting something back! Yay!
Stella: Yay! We’re getting money back! We’re getting money back! I’m excited now! What does money back mean?
Me: Money means treats. Treats for you all. Maybe even a treat for me.
Stella: Treats! That is wonderful, Lady Human! You should do taxes more often!
Me: Mmmm. Nope.
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