I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. Look at you, Lady Human! I’m impressed!
Me: I am, too! No, Wiggles! You are not going back there! I’m working on a project that does not include a bulldog.
Wiggles: Out of the way!
Me: Nope!
Wiggles: I’m coming through!
Me: Nope!
Wiggles: I’ll just make this move.
Me: Block.
Wiggles: And now this one.
Me: Block.
Stella: Lady Human, you are amazing. You look like one of those humans that catch baby cattle
Me: Funny fact. That is called ‘bulldogging’.
Stella: What? How dare they steal our name to use on cattle.
Wiggles: Watch out! Here comes my battering bulldog nose.
Me: No, Wiggles. Not right now. Stay in here.
Wiggles: Boring!
Stella: Second that!
Me: When I am finished, then you can come back for a visit.
Wiggles: Too late! I’ve already lost interest.
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