Dummkopf – Conversations with Stella and MoonCat


I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. Lady Human is saying something that I have never heard her say before.

Me:  Dummkopf. MoonCat, how stupid can you be?

Mooncat:  Meow. I am just being myself.


Me:  When the bulldogs are running in and out, you know how they are. Get in one of your multitude of safe places until they settle down.

Stella:  What does it mean? Dummkopf? It sounds nice.

Me:  Well…no…

Stella:  Lady Human! Did you say a bad word?

Me:  Well…sort of…

Stella:  For shame, Lady Human! A bad word? Cool! What does it mean? What does it mean?

MoonCat:  It means ‘stupid head’.

Me:  Since when do you understand German?

MoonCat:  I don’t know what you are talking about. By your tone, I figured it couldn’t be good.

Me:  Why do you insist on prancing in the middle of the floor when they come roaring in? Do you want them to catch you?

MoonCat:  They have only caught me a few times. And I am still here. I have a secret.

Me:  Pray tell.

MoonCat:  The big, droopy mouth canines and I are friends.

Stella:  Nope. No. No. Not true. Don’t listen to her. She’s wrong. Dummkopf. Remember, Lady Human. Dummkopf.






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