Perfect Aim – Conversations with Stella and Miss Sweetie


I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges.

Me:  Sweetie, why is your water bowl all the way over there?

Miss Sweetie:  Uhhbbb. Mmmm.


Stella:  Fess up, Sweetie.

Me:  What’s going on? Oh, Sweetie!

Stella:  You have to admit it. She’s good.

Me:  Why, Sweetie, why?

Miss Sweetie:  My poo-poo had to find a new home.

Me:  You couldn’t wait for me?

Stella:  Do humans wait? No, of course not. You have those fancy hands with long fingers for opening doors to the outside world and stuff.

Miss Sweetie:  My poor stubby toes can’t open doors. But I have perfect aim.













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5 thoughts on “Perfect Aim – Conversations with Stella and Miss Sweetie

    1. If dogs could get licensed, she would qualify as a plumbing engineer. Like the time she made her own toilet using 2 empty bowls and the time she tried to turn on an outdoor spigot to fill her puppy pool.

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      1. Oh, and I almost forgot. There was the time she peed on the floor right in front of me, so I tossed her a towel and she immediately started using that to wipe it up with her feet.

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