Rules of the House Part 1 – Conversations with Stella

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I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. These are the rules of the house as promulgated by Lady Human. Promulgated means she is ordering us around.

Number 1:  No barking – a ridiculous rule that deprives us of one of our main talents. And yes, I have an opinion about all of this.

Number 2:  Don’t poo or pee in the house. Actually, I agree with that one.

Number 3:  Don’t crowd the door. Simple physics. Yes, bulldogs have a rudimentary understanding of physics. Not everyone can get in and out of a door at once. Though we do try.

Number 4:  No sticking heads in the big ice box. Wiggles!

Number 5:  No making a makeshift bed out of empty trash bags. Wiggles!

That’s enough for now. Now that I see the rules written out, they look even more ridiculous than usual.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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