I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. These are the rules of the house as promulgated by Lady Human. Promulgated means she is ordering us around.
Number 1: No barking – a ridiculous rule that deprives us of one of our main talents. And yes, I have an opinion about all of this.
Number 2: Don’t poo or pee in the house. Actually, I agree with that one.
Number 3: Don’t crowd the door. Simple physics. Yes, bulldogs have a rudimentary understanding of physics. Not everyone can get in and out of a door at once. Though we do try.
Number 4: No sticking heads in the big ice box. Wiggles!
Number 5: No making a makeshift bed out of empty trash bags. Wiggles!
That’s enough for now. Now that I see the rules written out, they look even more ridiculous than usual.
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