I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. Stay right where you are, Lady Human.
Me: But I need to get up.
Me: Yup. You can stay on the bed. I need to get up.
Stella: But that will mess up everything. My head is comfortable right where it is. On your tummy.
Me: I need to get up and that means taking my tummy with me.
Stella: It is my headrest. Taking my headrest away is plain unfair.
Me: Sorry. That’s the way it works.
Stella: Not in my heavy headed world. Not everything is a good headrest for a bulldog. I will happily let you know when it is time for you to get up. Until then, relax and rest my head. Some day I will return the favor.
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