I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges.
Stella: I am not speaking with you. Hmmmph.
Me: What have I done now?
Stella: I am glad that you are taking responsibility for me not talking to you.
Me: What did I do?
Stella: You know what you did…
Stella: You haven’t been sharing!
Me: Is this about the mocha? Because I explained that.
Stella: Was that burrito made of chocolate?
Me: Burrito? Oh, that. No, no chocolate in that.
Stella: And when I sat patiently and looked longingly at you with my big bulldog eyes, did you even offer me a tiny pinch of it? A long wonderful package of meat and cheese and not one tiny little pinch for your best friend.
Me: Truth be told, I don’t pinch off pieces of burrito even for my best human friends.
Stella: Sharing is caring, Lady Human. Think about that the next time you won’t pinch a burrito.
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