I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. What is in your cup, Lady Human? More to the point, may I have some?
Me: This is mocha and no, I think it wouldn’t be good for you.
Stella: No fair! Is it good for you?
Me: Probably not as good as green tea or plain water would be, but I do enjoy the flavor of it.
Stella: Why can’t I have some? I’m a good girl!
Me: It has chocolate in it and chocolate is a no-no for dogs.
Stella: I say yes-yes!
Me: How about some cheddar crackers? You like those.
Me: Are you turning down cheese crackers? Unheard of!!
Stella: I am a connoisseur. The delight is in the pairing of flavors. Crackers by themselves. Blah!
Me: Okay, I’ll just put these away.
Stella: Wait! Let’s not be hasty!
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