I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges.
Tiger: If you are queen, which I doubt, then you are responsible for the messes on our bulldog paths outside.
Stella: I most certainly am not! I always potty in a discreet corner. If there are pathway messes, blame Lady Human.
Me: Hey, don’t look at me! I didn’t do it. I’ve just been a little slow on the pickup, that’s all.
Miss Sweetie: It’s not my fault. I go wherever I happen to be when the mood strikes me. If I happen to be on a path, well…
Doodlebug: I never leave any evidence. Prove otherwise.
Wiggles: I don’t favor the pathways. I prefer the old oak tree’s empty mound. Then I can be queen of the hill.
Stella: Nobody’s queen of anything here but me! That includes potty spots!
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