I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. Lady Human, why has the tiny human been here so much today?
Tiger: Yeah, and where is Tall Man? He should be taking care of his puppy.
Me: Once again, she is not a puppy. She is a human child. As for today, her father is car shopping and it is better that she waits here with me.
Wiggles: Why is Tall Man shopping for cars? Why can’t they shop for themselves?
Me: Car shopping means he is looking to buy a different vehicle.
Doodlebug: A rolling box? Why didn’t you say so?
Me: I thought I did.
Miss Sweetie: She can stay here by me. I can lick her clean and share my food and let her gnaw on my chew toys.
Me: That is very generous of you, Sweetie, but now she is resting.
Stella: You mean she is taking a nap?
Stella: Good for her! I’m glad she has already figured out how to use her days.
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