What Are Y’all Doing in There? – Conversations with Stella and Wiggles


I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. Come out of the other room right this minute, you two!

Me:  To whom are you referring?

Wiggles:  Who? Me?


Stella:  What are y’all doing in there? What is the big secret?

Me: Who says there is a big secret?

Stella:  A little secret then.

Me:  Nothing important.

Stella:  Do I hear Wiggles smacking her lips?

Wiggles:  No. Smack. Smack. Lip smacking is noisy and rude.

Stella:  Aha! Wiggles is getting special food again.

Me:  Oh, all right. She has to take her allergy medicine and it’s easier…and quieter to give it to her in another room.

Stella:  Sneaking around. Secret food sessions. This must stop.

Me:  It will when we get a good, hard freeze to kill off the rest of the offending pollens.

Stella:  It will when Wiggles acts like a big girl and learns to take her medicine.

Me:  So, if you have to take some medicine in the future, you will be a big girl and swallow it without a meat wrap.

Stella:  Well, let’s not be hasty.







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