I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges.
Tiger: Ask her!
Wiggles: Yeah, hurry! Before it’s all gone! You know how much humans eat!
Me: What are y’all stomping around about?
Miss Sweetie: What’s in your hand.
Doodlebug: Yeah, we want that.
Me: Okay, it has been a food-intensive weekend, but we are not going to just keep snacking and snacking and snacking…
Stella: But you do.
Me: Well, maybe, a little.
Stella: We eat three meals a day. You used to eat three meals a day. Until that special food day. Now you have some food in your hand every time I turn around. Watch. I’ll do it now. I turn around, and, BOOM, there is more food in your hand.
Me: I don’t want any of it to go to waste.
Stella: Oh, Lady Human, that’s what we’re here for.
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