Don’t Stand on Me – Conversations with Stella


I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges…

Me:  Ow! Ow! Ow!

Stella:  What is your problem, Lady Human?

Me:  Off! Off! Off!

Stella:  Oh, was my big ole foot stepping on you?

Me:  Yes! Right in the big middle of my stomach.

Stella:  You know how to keep that from happening?

Me:  Not invite you on my bed?

Stella:  That would be silly. No, Lady Human, just don’t lay down by my feet. Then my feet won’t be tempted to step on you.







Copyright 2019 H.J. Hill All Rights Reserved.

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