I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges…
Me: Ow! Ow! Ow!
Stella: What is your problem, Lady Human?
Me: Off! Off! Off!
Stella: Oh, was my big ole foot stepping on you?
Me: Yes! Right in the big middle of my stomach.
Stella: You know how to keep that from happening?
Me: Not invite you on my bed?
Stella: That would be silly. No, Lady Human, just don’t lay down by my feet. Then my feet won’t be tempted to step on you.
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