I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. Pardon me while I blow air. Phuuuuh!
Miss Sweetie: Now me! Phhhuuuuhhhh!
Wiggles: You call that air blowing?
Tiger: I won’t even dignify that with an attempt. My air blowing would blow you away.
Doodlebug: Stand back, everybody. Big breath in and now…PHHUUUPHUUUH!
Stella: Lady Human, you try it.
Me: I’m no bulldog as you all are quick to point out.
Stella: Go ahead and try.
Me: I’d be embarrassed to show my weakness in the air blowing department.
Stella: No, go ahead. Do it.
Me: Okay. Here goes. Phuh!!!
Wiggles: At least she tried.
Doodlebug: Did she? Was that a try?
Miss Sweetie: I win over the human!
Stella: Don’t gloat, Sweetie. It’s not her fault. She can’t compete with us for hot air.
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