I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. Hold on! What’s that on the floor?
Me: Oh, we had an accident. No big deal.
Stella: The little human visitor spilled her food!
Me: Yeah, it happens. No biggy.
Stella: Yes! Biggy! What is that? Mixed up eggs? Wonderful! Let me at ‘em!
Me: Well, they aren’t too dirty…
Stella: Who cares about dirt? More flavor. All for me! Restaurant on the floor. Why don’t we do this every day?
Me: Because we don’t spill food on the floor every day. And because this is not a restaurant, remember?
Stella: Mmmmm. The eggs here are wonderful. Still the service leaves much to be desired.
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