I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. Weird humans are waving sticks in the air.
Me: Those are signs for candidates. There’s an election around here today.
Stella: Election. I remember! That’s one of those things where you all talk and talk and talk and talk…
Me: Okay, yes, politics.
Stella: …and talk and talk and talk…
Me: All right, I get it. Boring to bulldogs.
Stella: You pay all your attention to some invisible nonsense and ignore us. Of course, that’s boring. And here you are, doing it again? Don’t you get tired of it?
Me: Well, there are different elections for different things. This particular election is local.
Stella: So, they are electing a queen?
Me: No, queens aren’t generally elected.
Stella: Wonderful news! I wouldn’t want to have to go through something like that with people waving sticks at me.
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