I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. I found you, Lady Human! How dare you!
Me: Oh, Stella, how dare I what?
Stella: Sneak into your room and take a nap! You lazy dog!
Me: I’m not a dog and, if I’m lazy for taking a nap, what does that make you all? You all nap all the time.
Stella: But you are Lady Human. You aren’t supposed to take naps.
Me: Don’t you think I get tired during the day sometimes?
Stella: No, why would you? You never do anything.
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