Moaning Has Broken – Conversations with Stella and the Pack


I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. Lady Human! Make it stop!

Me:  Oh, no. It’s way too early. Bulldog moaning. Why? Why me?

Stella:   Why you? Why me? Make it stop. Please.

Me:  Okay. Come on with me.

Stella:  No, I’ll just stay here, thank you.

Me:  Who’s moaning? All right. Be honest. Tiger?

Tiger:  Un-uh.

Me:  Doodle?

Doodlebug:  Huh? What?

Me:  No, I guess it wasn’t you. Sweetie, are you moaning?

Miss Sweetie: (snore)

Me:  Never mind. So that leaves…

Wiggles:  Roh-rawr-wahr. Ahrrrr.

Stella:  Lady Human, make it stop!

Me:  What are you moaning about, girl? It’s way too early for breakfast. It’s still dark.

Wiggles:  It’s moaning time.

Me:  Do you need to go outside?

Wiggles:  No, it’s dark outside. Wahr-roh-rawr.

Me:  It’s dark in here, too. It’s dark everywhere around this part of the planet.

Wiggles:  Where is the big light in the sky? It’s running late.

Me:  No, it’s just not over us yet. What’s wrong, girl?

Wiggles:  I’m sad. It’s dark. I’m all alone.

Me:  You are far from alone. It won’t be dark for long. And as for sad, remember this. Breakfast is coming.

Wiggles:  Oh, yeah. Hey, how about having breakfast now?

Me:  Nope.

Wiggles:  Okay. Rawr-roh-rawr.





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